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Written by Brandon Evans   
Monday, 20 April 2009 19:33

In only a short time on the internet, Southpaw Cartoons has developed a devoted following.  In response to the rapid growth of the site, we’ve decided to post some of the emails we’ve gotten from our loyal readers.  Feel free to send us your compliments as well.  It makes us feel warm inside.  

“When I grow up I want to be a cartoonist like you, except I am going to be a famous one.”   - Elsa, 9, Livonia, MI

 

“I have a great business opportunity for your eyes only but you have to act now.  Millions of US $$ await you.  Respond to this email right away or miss out!” – Qin Jong, Nigeria

 

“Very good work, what with your ‘condition’ and all.”  -  Barry, Worcester, MA

 

“The best part of my day is when I click away from Southpaw Cartoons.  Thanks for that!” – Melinda, Groom, TX

 

“I get all my news from Southpaw News - so how come I keep failing my current events quizzes?” – Ralph, Lassen, CA

 

“Do you realize that in the ‘Big Head Baby’ cartoon from February ‘09 you drew the IV tube going into the woman’s nose?  Was this an intentional oversight or do you not understand the IV part?  Unacceptable, even for a cartoon.” – Tina, Pomeroy, OH

 

“I like the internet.” – Philip, Glendale, AZ

 

“Oh, and do you realize that the babies in the ‘Twins’ cartoon don’t have umbilical cords?  How are they supposed to get nutrients, Brandon?  How are they supposed to get nutrients?” – Tina, Pomeroy, OH

 

“Reading your cartoons during work got me fired.  I will hunt you down and make you pay for this!”

        Stan, Next Door Neighbor 

 

“You have a sense of humor.  It’s not good, but you do have one.” – Mel, Evanston, IL

 

“I have wholly evaluated the merits of your ‘Cartooning’ and have deemed it rather pedantic.  I juxtapose them to a solecism of pen and paper.  Daft, American.  Quite daft.” – Sir Reginald, UK      

 

“Is the donut going to be ok?” – Lisa, 5, Coos Bay, OR

 

“I just wrote to you so I could see my email posted in public.  Hi me!” – Tom, Greely, CO

 

“Keep up the good work Brandon.  At least I’ll always enjoy your cartoons.” – Brandon, Reno, NV

 

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