“We believe the act of boycotting is detrimental to America,” said Boycotts Annoy Regular Folks (B.A.R.F.) leader Farrah McDaniels.“That’s why we are urging all Americans to refrain from boycotting until pro-boycottists get the message.”

McDaniels hopes that the boycott boycott will change the way protesters influence American society.

“What good has boycotting ever brought us?” she asked rhetorically.  “Nothing more than we could get from peacefully abstaining from things.  We dream to see an America that doesn’t resort to passive-aggressive means of protesting.”

McDaniels is certain that a record number of Americans will participate in B.A.R.F.’s boycott boycott, as most citizens do this already without even being aware of it.

“When you don’t participate in a boycott you are already boycotting it,” she explained to those who hadn’t already figured that out.  “Just keep up the good work America.”