An unidentified local resident released his autobiography titled Yesterday? One Man’s Struggle With Forgotten Memories on Thursday, which chronicles the life of a victim stricken with the memory condition known as “Retrograde Amnesia.”

 The book gives a firsthand account of the man’s life since an unknown blow to the head last Tuesday left him stripped of every one of his past memories.

“I figured people would really want to read my story since amnesia is such a serious issue,” said the man.  “I figure it will be a bestseller since I can’t recall any other books like it, as well as any other books in general.”

The two page book includes only one chapter, titled “Who are you? Who am I? And why does my head hurt?” which gives insight into the major events of the man’s life, including the time the nurse accidentally dropped his dinner on the floor, as well as the time he found a mysterious Polaroid picture in his pocket of some unknown woman wielding a baseball bat.